My watch doesn't match my belt shoes or book bag and it's genuinely bugging me

(via l-aughterr)



kootras-cap:

remember me for scenturies

kootras-cap:

remember me for scenturies

(via g-iggle)


Lonely.


hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via l-aughterr)


lareefad:

can’t live here anymore.


timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via g-iggle)


notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via blairemaier)


waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

(via skoochyhoops)


(via skoochyhoops)


(via l-aughterr)


ask-decayed-loyalty:

quantumaviator:

d0cpr0fess0r:



WHAT THE FUCK

i dont get it

ask-decayed-loyalty:

quantumaviator:

d0cpr0fess0r:

image

WHAT THE FUCK

i dont get it

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